Britney Spears- Please Don't Bother
See, it's things like this that make me think about giving up this blog althogether. I'm not sure I can actually have an entertainment blog and not talk about the vapid whore known as Britney Spears. So fine, this is the obligatory Britney Spears is making her comeback, we're all supposed to cheer or something post. Don't get too fond of them, because with any luck, she'll slither back down the hole she came from and we'll never have to hear about her again.
Britney Spears performed two of her three scheduled concerts, under the name "The M&M's." More about that in a minute. First, the people paid upwards of $125 per ticket, were kept waiting for 3 hours, and heard a 15 minute set which consisted of old material that was lip-synced. Oh, wait. That was the first concert. The second was only 12 minutes long.
First, I think she chose an apporpriate name. Britney takes a lot of crap for being ooey-gooey sweet, but it's NOT TRUE! She's only candy coated ooey-gooey sweet. BIG DIFFERENCE!! Actually, if she's going to perform under the name of a candy, perhaps she should have chosen "Shocktarts." HA!
Second, this wasn't a concert. This was a scam. Or perhaps it was like the lottery- a tax upon the stupid. See, it's not bad enough that they paid good money for this "concert". The fact that they paid it for Britney Spears PERIOD was bad enough! I am proud to say that I've never been a fan, I've never left the radio on one of her songs (knowingly or unknowingly because they suck that hard), and I've never bought one of her CDs. Nor will I. Ever. I'm just not that masochistic.
Third, even if they went to the concert in this century's version of the Elephant Man, and it was because they wanted to gawk at the freak, it's just not fun anymore. Britney is sooooooooo 6 years ago.
Finally, I hate to admit it, but I can't blame Britney too much. She's making money hand over fist, and after FedEx, she needs to. I blame the people who went. Even after standing there for 3 hours so she could move her lips to 15 minutes worth of old crap, and paying $125 for the priviledge, there isn't a massive move to offload the tickets. People still showed up for the second show, and presumably, they will for the third one too. It's sad, and it's enough to make it difficult for me to keep my meal down.
And by the way, in the hopes it is enough to drive her shallow fans away once and for all, Britney is still fat. Apparently the LipoDissolve shots weren't given in her stomach. Have you SEEN the photos?!?
Britney Spears performed two of her three scheduled concerts, under the name "The M&M's." More about that in a minute. First, the people paid upwards of $125 per ticket, were kept waiting for 3 hours, and heard a 15 minute set which consisted of old material that was lip-synced. Oh, wait. That was the first concert. The second was only 12 minutes long.
First, I think she chose an apporpriate name. Britney takes a lot of crap for being ooey-gooey sweet, but it's NOT TRUE! She's only candy coated ooey-gooey sweet. BIG DIFFERENCE!! Actually, if she's going to perform under the name of a candy, perhaps she should have chosen "Shocktarts." HA!
Second, this wasn't a concert. This was a scam. Or perhaps it was like the lottery- a tax upon the stupid. See, it's not bad enough that they paid good money for this "concert". The fact that they paid it for Britney Spears PERIOD was bad enough! I am proud to say that I've never been a fan, I've never left the radio on one of her songs (knowingly or unknowingly because they suck that hard), and I've never bought one of her CDs. Nor will I. Ever. I'm just not that masochistic.
Third, even if they went to the concert in this century's version of the Elephant Man, and it was because they wanted to gawk at the freak, it's just not fun anymore. Britney is sooooooooo 6 years ago.
Finally, I hate to admit it, but I can't blame Britney too much. She's making money hand over fist, and after FedEx, she needs to. I blame the people who went. Even after standing there for 3 hours so she could move her lips to 15 minutes worth of old crap, and paying $125 for the priviledge, there isn't a massive move to offload the tickets. People still showed up for the second show, and presumably, they will for the third one too. It's sad, and it's enough to make it difficult for me to keep my meal down.
And by the way, in the hopes it is enough to drive her shallow fans away once and for all, Britney is still fat. Apparently the LipoDissolve shots weren't given in her stomach. Have you SEEN the photos?!?
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